With the world as it stands right now, life is a tad scary. There are really bad people and really stupid people. Today's post will be about things that piss me off, big time. It's nothing major, but sometimes it's more than I can bear.
1. Stabbing the butter container
with a knife... And thus contaminating the butter with vegemite it jam or other
contaminant. Makes me want to scream.
2. Changing the toilet roll. How
fucking hard is it to put a new roll onto the holder?? I have spares in the
toilet. Lean over and just put it on the holder.
3. Since we are in the toilet, I
really do not need to see the remnants of last night's dinner on the bowl like
racing stripes. Pick up the brush and clean it up.
4. For the love of all that us good
and pure, rinse out the bowls you have your weetbix in. If you don't, that shit
sets like concrete and if we are ever in a nuclear war, I'm pretty sure we
could use weetbix to build shelters.
5. If the bananas are black, throw
them in the fucking bin instead of whinging about not having nice bananas.
6. Don't bust my chops if you have
no clean socks. Leaving them in the car does not = putting them into the
laundry hamper. Wear your child's socks or take your problems to the Oprah
show.
7. Don't ask me what's for dinner
and have a whinge about what I'm making. If it's not what you had hoped, go to
the supermarket, buy what you want and then cook it yourself. I could do with a
night off.
Can anyone relate??? Or am I just a
ball breaker???
Peace out party people.
Mrs Nobody
